Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not surewhether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped societyenormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world andyet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I'venever done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"
Godsaid, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help youdecide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Billwas amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. Therewere thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
Towhich God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy whiteclouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harpsand singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Twoweeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see howthings were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongthe hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured bydemons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God.
"That was the screen saver"!
(Lawak) Bill Gates- After Death
Penulis : Unknown on Sunday, October 11, 2009 | 6:40 AM
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