[STORY] Ujian Nak Tengok Anda Mabuk Ke Tak!

A Test For Being Drunk


A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.


He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."


The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."


"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."


"Well, then we need a urine sample."


"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."


"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."


"I can't do that, officer."


"Why not?"


"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"