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A lady went to a small pet shop. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“Lady, I just got a fresh shipment in today,” said owner, pointing to a dozen little birds flying about in a large cage.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated, becoming quiteirate. “Those are pale green parakeets! I specifically stated yellowcanaries!”
The pet store owner, refusing to give up, said; “I swear lady, theyare yellow canaries! It’s just that they aren’t quite ripe yet.”
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