[STORY] Lawak anak murid dan cikgu.

Dalam sebuah kelas tabika, di sebuah kawasan perumahan…..

Cikgu: Apa khabar murid-murid? Apa khabar 1Malaysia?
Murid-murid: Baikkkkkk, cikgu.
Cikgu: Semua puasa hari ini? Angkat tangan siapa yang puasa!
Ali: Cikgu, saya cikgu….. saya tak pernah tinggal puasa cikgu!

Cikgu: Bagus, bagus, inilah baru murid cikgu. Walaupun masih kecil, tapi sanggup berlapar dan berdahaga.
Cikgu: Murid-murid lain patut malu pada Ali.
Cikgu: Semua murid berikan tepukan kuat kepada Ali. Ali cikgu nak tanya, awak niat puasa  macam mana?
Ali: (Dengan bangganya), SAHAJA AKU BERPUASA RAMADAN ESOK HARI DUA RAKAAT MENGKUT IMAM KERANA ALLAH TAALA!!!!!!!
Cikgu dan murid lain: Terdiam, tak kata apa-apa!

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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter? How would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny answered by saying, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.


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Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.

Cikgu: "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"
Murid: "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"
Cikgu: "Rumputnya mana?"
Murid: "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"
Cikgu: "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"
Murid: "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?"